Post by ruppsrunt on Dec 8, 2019 20:16:28 GMT -5
Subject: It Snowed Last Night ----here is 1 man's story
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:15 - My feminist neighbor passed by and asked me why I didn't make a
snow woman.
8:30 - I made a snow woman.
8:45 - She then complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying
it objectified snow women everywhere.
9:00 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
have been two snow men instead.
9:15 - My other neighbor, a transgender man...women...person, asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
9:30 - The vegans at the end of the street complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
9:45 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
10:00 - The middle eastern gent across the street demanded the snow woman be
covered up.
10:15 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the
snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic
role.
10:30 - The city equality officer arrived saying they received a complaint
that someone had been offended.
10:45 - A local TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I know the difference
between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a
sexist.
11:00 - The local paper reported me as a suspected terrorist, racist,
homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.
11:15 - The police arrived and threatened me with a citation.
11:30 - The detective asked if I had any accomplices. My children were taken
by social services.
11:45 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down my street
demanding I be arrested.
Noon - Everything melted.
Moral - There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all
because of snowflakes.
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dumbdems have destroyed common sense, self reliance and meaning of words
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8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:15 - My feminist neighbor passed by and asked me why I didn't make a
snow woman.
8:30 - I made a snow woman.
8:45 - She then complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying
it objectified snow women everywhere.
9:00 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
have been two snow men instead.
9:15 - My other neighbor, a transgender man...women...person, asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
9:30 - The vegans at the end of the street complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
9:45 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
10:00 - The middle eastern gent across the street demanded the snow woman be
covered up.
10:15 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the
snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic
role.
10:30 - The city equality officer arrived saying they received a complaint
that someone had been offended.
10:45 - A local TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I know the difference
between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a
sexist.
11:00 - The local paper reported me as a suspected terrorist, racist,
homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.
11:15 - The police arrived and threatened me with a citation.
11:30 - The detective asked if I had any accomplices. My children were taken
by social services.
11:45 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down my street
demanding I be arrested.
Noon - Everything melted.
Moral - There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all
because of snowflakes.
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dumbdems have destroyed common sense, self reliance and meaning of words
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